and these are my arson gloves

Ugh, no, that sucks BB. :( My current roommate found my LJ somehow a while back, and I still have no freaking clue how.

Mere, I am holding my head in my hands, cheeks flaming and frantically thinking if I ever posted anything about this person (uh, since you follow me, I haven’t! Except to say I had a lovely time seeing HP with you!). 

I feel like Jane Austen will understand me. 

yeah, idkkkkk. mine doesn’t even come up when I google my name, so I have no idea how they would find yours…

MAGIC.

Oh god, where am I going to put my panicked ramblings about holy shit, I’m going on a date (is it even a date???) with a girl who I told I’d be her rebound fuck and then proceeded to cuddle with?  

how?! you don’t even have your real name or anything… o_O

Like. 

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THIS MYSELF TOO. But it would be awkward to ask my roommate.  Or my friend from high school. 

Eh, I mean. My real name is Emma Jean but. It’s out there so people can know now? 

That’s odd, but is it really such a bid deal? I haven’t seen you post anything inappropriate as far as I know. some venting here and there that some people might disagree with, but over all I dunno. :P

I have this thing where I like to keep my fandom life separate from real life? Except that’s a total lie because let’s face it, half my friends in high school were born out of geeking over fanfiction. 

But I like to pretend my identities are different, I suppose. 

people I know in real life keep on finding this Tumblr somehow. 

“First comes love, then comes marria- oh, wait, she’s anti-assimilationist, ceremony and then comes….a kitten in a carriage?” 

tinycracks:

everywhereigoimatourist:

PICTURES

AND

VIDEOS

I NEED

omg spencer as ron burgundy. favorite boy ever. 

Ian is Hit Girl

Had eight strangers take shots from my tits, took a body shot off a random guy after asking if he was “enthuisastically consenting” and told a girl that “I’ll be your rebound fuck”.

No hangover. 

HELL YEAH.