May 2012
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martyrtotheswag replied to your post: Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old. … YOUR FUCKIN LIFE I knoooooooow, I knoooow. I didn’t realize it was a date though tbqh till my friend was taking me to an airport and told me she got a text from them talking about it
May 16th
emma jean’s dating life this year go on a date with a girl you made cry because she was being transphobic and you VERY CALMLY said that trans men and women aren’t a third a gender learn on this date she wants to be a private detective and likes finding things about people on google go on a date with a girl who’s graduating this semester, watch football and her housemates are...
May 16th
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May 16th
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Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old. hahah. hahah /claws eyes out
May 16th
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May 15th
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way too much tmi deal
so I have a bit of scar tissue on my clitoris and it is awful
May 15th
Okay, so I’m increasingly pissed at queer people who always talk about bisexuals who are just doing it for attention. Newsflash: If a girl likes to make out with other girls but doesn’t want to date them - blame a homophobic society. If a woman makes out with other woman to attract men - blame the patriarchy that makes women’s sexual expression  into performance. There...
May 14th
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My roommate left a bunch of pins in the wall I can’t reach and I don’t really care enough to take them out.  If she gets charged that isn’t my fault and I need to stop feeling guilty about it. 
May 14th
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the idea that ‘powerful people want to be dominated in the bedroom’ actually comes from a Victorian-era brothel that catered to the super-rich and also creates this weird idea who wants to be dominated/submissive creating a ‘type’  which is really not what bdsm is about. i’m not in the scene myself but my mentor-figure my freshmen year likes to be hung up with hooks...
May 14th
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No but seriously sometimes i forget most people aren’t Jewish and it boggles the mind because being Jewish is A+.  I’m Reform, you all should convert! My family’s temple is on East 65th, it’ll be great. 
May 14th
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-pallasathena replied to your photo: the fuck you scum bag yeah I have them blocked Sometimes I remember that there are people that seriously gross out and I just shiver. Being a New York Jew is awesome but eelskdgkjshgs people like that.  Good idea, I think this is the second time I’ve seen them reblog something of mine. 
May 14th
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May 13th
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chinupyouuglybastard replied to your post: So I’m getting a pixie because my hair is fried. … I was lucky my whole life because one of my uncles is a hair stylist so I could just like zone out and he’d make it all okay and now I don’t know how to talk/make decisions with stylists when he’s not around oh god I know, I need to find a salon where I can say “okay so I want a really gay...
May 13th
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fandomgeek: Runs In The Family A character study of the angels This is a spectacular music video regardless of your interest in Supernatural’s angels, the timing and song choice alone make it worth watching. But it is also my favorite video of the angels from Supernatural. Highly Recced, so watch it now. (Alternate Link)
May 13th
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So I’m getting a pixie because my hair is fried. Because I live in fear of hairstylists I’m trying to revive it with avocado masks, olive oil and deep conditioning so it looks somewhat healthy. So my hairstylist can chop that off idk man, they’re scary and judge-y. 
May 13th
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More eloquent thoughts on the Avengers
Natasha! oh god, I love Natasha. Seriously she’s so competent and good at her job. Buuuuuuuut okay, here’s the thing? She’s very much a Whedon-esque heroine in the sense that Whedon very tenderly films women being scared out of their minds only to bounce back and yeah it’s getting old because he does that with every female heroine he ever writes/directs TONY.  Bruce...
May 13th
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“Over all the millennia, only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever...”
– Loki Laufeyson (Loki Vol. 1 #4)
May 13th
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I think someone should choreograph a ballet to Who Killed Amanda Palmer. 
May 13th
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misanderysoncooper: arcadesandfire a réagi à votre billet : can we all agree that “ally” is one of the worst… There are also a lot of ppl who make sure this term isn’t misused. I’ve seen it a lot here on tumblr, done by poc towards the kinds of ppl you just described. There can be proper “allies”, it’s just hard for privileged people to not abuse everything! it’s been a small minority in my...
May 12th
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As this semester ends and people leave their significant others a lot of them are posting really sad things on Tumblr/FB and I’m just really confused because I am not a romantic. I like having different friends than my significant other, I like spending time alone, I like spending time with mutual friends without them.   
May 12th
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finally saw avengers and if someone could write domestic tony/bruce/pepper that would be the best please. 
May 12th
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May 11th
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at first I just thought I need to get laid, but now I realize, nope, I just want someone to sleep next to. it’s worse than I thought. 
May 11th
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Another reason I have no tolerance for Elementary...
A big reason that Sherlock BBC fans seem to be upset at Elementary is partly the change in gender dynamics from the original texts. It’s about the bond of two white cis straight men! Well, fuck you, Moffat and Guy Richie fucked up Doyle’s Woman by making Irene lose to Sherlock in their adaptations.  Irene was supposed to win. Irene should have won in A Scandal in Belgravia. Irene...
May 11th
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May 10th
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frustrated tears for the win! It’ll take me about thirty minutes to get rid of her shit and whatever but the fuck?   
May 9th
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I reaaaally hope my roommate hasn’t left for good because otherwise she’s left me with her dirty socks command strips boxes her shit in the bathroom her soda/water bottles her dirty tissues  to clean up and what the fuck. I’m really frustrated because she was on my case ALL YEAR about my mess and you leave me with this shit? 
May 9th
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May 8th
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