May 2012
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martyrtotheswag replied to your post: Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old. …
YOUR FUCKIN LIFE
I knoooooooow, I knoooow. I didn’t realize it was a date though tbqh till my friend was taking me to an airport and told me she got a text from them talking about it
emma jean’s dating life this year
go on a date with a girl you made cry because she was being transphobic and you VERY CALMLY said that trans men and women aren’t a third a gender
learn on this date she wants to be a private detective and likes finding things about people on google
go on a date with a girl who’s graduating this semester, watch football and her housemates are...
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Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old.
hahah.
hahah
/claws eyes out
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way too much tmi deal
so I have a bit of scar tissue on my clitoris and it is awful
Okay, so I’m increasingly pissed at queer people who always talk about bisexuals who are just doing it for attention.
Newsflash: If a girl likes to make out with other girls but doesn’t want to date them - blame a homophobic society. If a woman makes out with other woman to attract men - blame the patriarchy that makes women’s sexual expression into performance.
There...
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My roommate left a bunch of pins in the wall I can’t reach and I don’t really care enough to take them out.
If she gets charged that isn’t my fault and I need to stop feeling guilty about it.
the idea that ‘powerful people want to be dominated in the bedroom’ actually comes from a Victorian-era brothel that catered to the super-rich and also creates this weird idea who wants to be dominated/submissive creating a ‘type’ which is really not what bdsm is about.
i’m not in the scene myself but my mentor-figure my freshmen year likes to be hung up with hooks...
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No but seriously sometimes i forget most people aren’t Jewish and it boggles the mind because being Jewish is A+.
I’m Reform, you all should convert! My family’s temple is on East 65th, it’ll be great.
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-pallasathena replied to your photo: the fuck you scum bag
yeah I have them blocked
Sometimes I remember that there are people that seriously gross out and I just shiver. Being a New York Jew is awesome but eelskdgkjshgs people like that.
Good idea, I think this is the second time I’ve seen them reblog something of mine.
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chinupyouuglybastard replied to your post: So I’m getting a pixie because my hair is fried. …
I was lucky my whole life because one of my uncles is a hair stylist so I could just like zone out and he’d make it all okay and now I don’t know how to talk/make decisions with stylists when he’s not around
oh god I know, I need to find a salon where I can say “okay so I want a really gay...
fandomgeek:
Runs In The Family A character study of the angels
This is a spectacular music video regardless of your interest in Supernatural’s angels, the timing and song choice alone make it worth watching. But it is also my favorite video of the angels from Supernatural. Highly Recced, so watch it now. (Alternate Link)
So I’m getting a pixie because my hair is fried.
Because I live in fear of hairstylists I’m trying to revive it with avocado masks, olive oil and deep conditioning so it looks somewhat healthy.
So my hairstylist can chop that off idk man, they’re scary and judge-y.
More eloquent thoughts on the Avengers
Natasha! oh god, I love Natasha. Seriously she’s so competent and good at her job. Buuuuuuuut okay, here’s the thing? She’s very much a Whedon-esque heroine in the sense that Whedon very tenderly films women being scared out of their minds only to bounce back and yeah it’s getting old because he does that with every female heroine he ever writes/directs
TONY.
Bruce...
Over all the millennia, only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever...
– Loki Laufeyson (Loki Vol. 1 #4)
I think someone should choreograph a ballet to Who Killed Amanda Palmer.
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misanderysoncooper:
arcadesandfire a réagi à votre billet : can we all agree that “ally” is one of the worst…
There are also a lot of ppl who make sure this term isn’t misused. I’ve seen it a lot here on tumblr, done by poc towards the kinds of ppl you just described. There can be proper “allies”, it’s just hard for privileged people to not abuse everything!
it’s been a small minority in my...
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As this semester ends and people leave their significant others a lot of them are posting really sad things on Tumblr/FB and I’m just really confused because I am not a romantic.
I like having different friends than my significant other, I like spending time alone, I like spending time with mutual friends without them.
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finally saw avengers and if someone could write domestic tony/bruce/pepper that would be the best please.
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at first I just thought I need to get laid, but now I realize, nope, I just want someone to sleep next to.
it’s worse than I thought.
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Another reason I have no tolerance for Elementary...
A big reason that Sherlock BBC fans seem to be upset at Elementary is partly the change in gender dynamics from the original texts. It’s about the bond of two white cis straight men!
Well, fuck you, Moffat and Guy Richie fucked up Doyle’s Woman by making Irene lose to Sherlock in their adaptations.
Irene was supposed to win. Irene should have won in A Scandal in Belgravia. Irene...
frustrated tears for the win! It’ll take me about thirty minutes to get rid of her shit and whatever but the fuck?
I reaaaally hope my roommate hasn’t left for good because otherwise she’s left me with
her dirty socks
command strips
boxes
her shit in the bathroom
her soda/water bottles
her dirty tissues
to clean up and what the fuck. I’m really frustrated because she was on my case ALL YEAR about my mess and you leave me with this shit?
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