and these are my arson gloves

blowin' kisses to disinterested bitches
~ Wednesday, June 19 ~
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portraitsofboston:

“I played harp, worked at a funeral home,…but everything really interesting about me is too personal to share.”
Then her boyfriend shouted:
“Tell him you once spray-painted a guy’s dick blue.”

portraitsofboston:

“I played harp, worked at a funeral home,…but everything really interesting about me is too personal to share.”

Then her boyfriend shouted:

“Tell him you once spray-painted a guy’s dick blue.”


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danfiki:

WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LET HIM BE HAPPY *SOBS BECAUSE ISAAC FEELS*

danfiki:

WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LET HIM BE HAPPY *SOBS BECAUSE ISAAC FEELS*

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I met Neil Gaiman at midnight and he drew me a monster and thought my dress was pretty oh goodness.

Tags: i also have been standing in heels since 9 and my feet barely hurt go me
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~ Tuesday, June 18 ~
Permalink Tags: sarah urie brendon urie aaaaaaah
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Tags: NOOOO perfect brendon urie sarah urie pete wentz patrick stump so cute im gonna die
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characters for whom pride and personal dignity is very important but who are willing to temporarily toss it aside for personal gain only to come back to avenge their own pride <3333


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seeing neil gaiman tomorrow (today, technically but whatevs)


~ Monday, June 17 ~
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Tags: good andrew shaw hockey
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can someone just give me the gif of shaw punching fuckin’ marchand in the face


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I think my favorite thing about watching hockey* is the commercials starring hockey players because they are all. so. bad. 

*this is not my favorite part but it is still delightful


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The purpose is to experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. To accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.

Tags: OH FUCK YOU TOO GIF MAKER star trek bffffff jim kirk is my forever girl
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AAGH

trying to remember this novel where a woman has wizarding potential but doesn’t know it till the wizards (who mostly come from powerful families) are attempting to drive the poorer people out of the city in a yearly parade thing and she fucks with them by accident and then there’s a massive manhunt to find her because wizards need to be trained


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cncomplicated:

ELIOT: -We’re here to see a patient of yours -Mr. Tom Baker.
NURSE: -What’s your relationship?
ELIOT: -Why?
NURSE: -Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don’t hamper our clients’ recoveries.
ELIOT: -I think that’s an excellent policy. I’m Tom’s brother. Hi. Mark.
HARDISON: -…I’m… I’m with him.

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