“I played harp, worked at a funeral home,…but everything really interesting about me is too personal to share.”
Then her boyfriend shouted:
“Tell him you once spray-painted a guy’s dick blue.”
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and these are my arson gloves
blowin' kisses to disinterested bitches
~ Wednesday, June 19 ~
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WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LET HIM BE HAPPY *SOBS BECAUSE ISAAC FEELS*
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I met Neil Gaiman at midnight and he drew me a monster and thought my dress was pretty oh goodness.
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~ Tuesday, June 18 ~
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characters for whom pride and personal dignity is very important but who are willing to temporarily toss it aside for personal gain only to come back to avenge their own pride <3333
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seeing neil gaiman tomorrow (today, technically but whatevs)
~ Monday, June 17 ~
I think my favorite thing about watching hockey* is the commercials starring hockey players because they are all. so. bad.
*this is not my favorite part but it is still delightful
The purpose is to experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. To accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.
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AAGH
trying to remember this novel where a woman has wizarding potential but doesn’t know it till the wizards (who mostly come from powerful families) are attempting to drive the poorer people out of the city in a yearly parade thing and she fucks with them by accident and then there’s a massive manhunt to find her because wizards need to be trained
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ELIOT: -We’re here to see a patient of yours -Mr. Tom Baker.
NURSE: -What’s your relationship?
ELIOT: -Why?
NURSE: -Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don’t hamper our clients’ recoveries.
ELIOT: -I think that’s an excellent policy. I’m Tom’s brother. Hi. Mark.
HARDISON: -…I’m… I’m with him.
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This will always look like the set up to a gangbang to me.
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are we not gonna talk about this part of the urie wedding or
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