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blowin' kisses to disinterested bitches
~ Wednesday, May 16 ~
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martyrtotheswag replied to your post: Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old. …

YOUR FUCKIN LIFE

I knoooooooow, I knoooow. I didn’t realize it was a date though tbqh till my friend was taking me to an airport and told me she got a text from them talking about it

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emma jean’s dating life this year

  • go on a date with a girl you made cry because she was being transphobic and you VERY CALMLY said that trans men and women aren’t a third a gender
  • learn on this date she wants to be a private detective and likes finding things about people on google
  • go on a date with a girl who’s graduating this semester, watch football and her housemates are unexpectedly there. 
  • realize football girl used to date stalker girl
  • football girl is told horrible untrue things about you
  • find a really cute eastern european girl who’s gay! and a feminist! and transferring to cornell
  • go to movies with a pretty cool person you’ve been mentoring
  • find out from another person that they considered it a date and worried they wore too much axe (they did)

HAHAH.

AHAH.

AHAHA. 

someone help


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Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old.

hahah.

hahah

/claws eyes out


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~ Tuesday, May 15 ~
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xunya:

Shoes by Masaya Kushino

xunya:

Shoes by Masaya Kushino

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way too much tmi deal

so I have a bit of scar tissue on my clitoris and it is awful


~ Monday, May 14 ~
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Okay, so I’m increasingly pissed at queer people who always talk about bisexuals who are just doing it for attention.

Newsflash: If a girl likes to make out with other girls but doesn’t want to date them - blame a homophobic society. If a woman makes out with other woman to attract men - blame the patriarchy that makes women’s sexual expression  into performance.

There shouldn’t be a barometer for who’s ‘really’ bisexual except this: Are you attracted to two genders? Yes - good. Not acting on that attraction doesn’t make you straight, not acting on that attraction may mean you have internalized homophobia but agh.

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My roommate left a bunch of pins in the wall I can’t reach and I don’t really care enough to take them out. 

If she gets charged that isn’t my fault and I need to stop feeling guilty about it. 

Tags: to be fair I did clean up her dirty used tissues which was really gross and tomorrow i'm scrubbing the bathroom where she spilt glitter so really I did do a lot
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the idea that ‘powerful people want to be dominated in the bedroom’ actually comes from a Victorian-era brothel that catered to the super-rich and also creates this weird idea who wants to be dominated/submissive creating a ‘type’  which is really not what bdsm is about.

i’m not in the scene myself but my mentor-figure my freshmen year likes to be hung up with hooks in her back and I tend to cling on to her every word


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No but seriously sometimes i forget most people aren’t Jewish and it boggles the mind because being Jewish is A+. 

I’m Reform, you all should convert! My family’s temple is on East 65th, it’ll be great. 

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-pallasathena replied to your photo: the fuck you scum bag

yeah I have them blocked

Sometimes I remember that there are people that seriously gross out and I just shiver. Being a New York Jew is awesome but eelskdgkjshgs people like that. 

Good idea, I think this is the second time I’ve seen them reblog something of mine. 

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the fuck you scum bag

the fuck you scum bag


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~ Sunday, May 13 ~
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