oh little sigh

martyrtotheswag replied to your post: Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old. …

YOUR FUCKIN LIFE

I knoooooooow, I knoooow. I didn’t realize it was a date though tbqh till my friend was taking me to an airport and told me she got a text from them talking about it

emma jean’s dating life this year

• go on a date with a girl you made cry because she was being transphobic and you VERY CALMLY said that trans men and women aren’t a third a gender
• learn on this date she wants to be a private detective and likes finding things about people on google
• go on a date with a girl who’s graduating this semester, watch football and her housemates are unexpectedly there. 
• realize football girl used to date stalker girl
• football girl is told horrible untrue things about you
• find a really cute eastern european girl who’s gay! and a feminist! and transferring to cornell
• go to movies with a pretty cool person you’ve been mentoring
• find out from another person that they considered it a date and worried they wore too much axe (they did)

HAHAH.

AHAH.

AHAHA. 

someone help

Accidentally went on a date with a 17-year old.

hahah.

hahah

/claws eyes out

way too much tmi deal

so I have a bit of scar tissue on my clitoris and it is awful

Okay, so I’m increasingly pissed at queer people who always talk about bisexuals who are just doing it for attention.

Newsflash: If a girl likes to make out with other girls but doesn’t want to date them - blame a homophobic society. If a woman makes out with other woman to attract men - blame the patriarchy that makes women’s sexual expression  into performance.

There shouldn’t be a barometer for who’s ‘really’ bisexual except this: Are you attracted to two genders? Yes - good. Not acting on that attraction doesn’t make you straight, not acting on that attraction may mean you have internalized homophobia but agh.

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My roommate left a bunch of pins in the wall I can’t reach and I don’t really care enough to take them out. 

If she gets charged that isn’t my fault and I need to stop feeling guilty about it. 

the idea that ‘powerful people want to be dominated in the bedroom’ actually comes from a Victorian-era brothel that catered to the super-rich and also creates this weird idea who wants to be dominated/submissive creating a ‘type’  which is really not what bdsm is about.

i’m not in the scene myself but my mentor-figure my freshmen year likes to be hung up with hooks in her back and I tend to cling on to her every word

No but seriously sometimes i forget most people aren’t Jewish and it boggles the mind because being Jewish is A+. 

I’m Reform, you all should convert! My family’s temple is on East 65th, it’ll be great. 

-pallasathena replied to your photo: the fuck you scum bag

yeah I have them blocked

Sometimes I remember that there are people that seriously gross out and I just shiver. Being a New York Jew is awesome but eelskdgkjshgs people like that. 

Good idea, I think this is the second time I’ve seen them reblog something of mine.